Why You Absolutely Deserve to Be Photographed Like the Glorious Unicorn You Are.

Let’s get real. You can absolutely snap a pic on your phone and hope that your toddler isn’t mid-sneeze and your dog isn’t photobombing with something he definitely shouldn’t be chewing. But when it comes to real-deal memories—the ones you want to frame, hang up, and humble-brag about forever? You need a pro.

And not just any pro. A person who knows which button to press and how to get your Grandma to laugh mid-candid, your CEO to relax mid-corporate shoot, and your kids to stop pretending they’re possessed in every group photo.

A bouquet of vibrant pink flowers gracefully arranged on a soft white fabric, showcasing their delicate petals and bright yellow centers.

Let’s Talk About the Magic Sauce (Spoiler: It’s Me, Hi, I’m the Problem-Solver, It’s Me)

Professional photography isn’t just about clicking buttons and yelling “Say cheese!” (Though I will yell cheese, occasionally, and possibly offer actual cheese if the moment calls for it.)

It’s about capturing that eye-roll you gave your partner during your vows that said “You better not forget the anniversary this time”, or the boss lady power stance during your brand shoot that screamed “I built this empire with coffee and Canva.”

We photographers? We see the things you don’t. That sparkle in your eye when you laugh. The way your kid’s curls bounce when they run. The absolutely chaotic beauty of your dog leaping across the backyard like he’s auditioning for a Marvel movie.

An elegant table setting adorned with glowing candles and delicate white flowers, creating a serene and inviting ambiance.

You Think You’re Awkward on Camera? So Am I. Let’s Be Weird Together.

Here’s the thing: everyone thinks they’re awkward in front of the camera. Except toddlers. Toddlers have zero shame. But you? You think you blink weird. Or that one eyebrow goes rogue. Or you can never figure out what to do with your hands. (Spoiler: me neither. That’s why pockets exist.)

That’s where I come in—with dad jokes, posing tips, and maybe even a playlist to set the mood. You don’t need to know how to pose. You just need to show up. I’ll guide you, coach you, and celebrate you like Beyoncé just walked into a thrift store.

Two chairs are set up on a tranquil beach, accompanied by wine glasses, as the sky is painted with pastel hues during a serene sunset.

Still Thinking, “I Don’t Know If It’s Worth It…”?

Let’s break it down:

• That blurry phone photo of your birthday cake vs. the dramatic shot I’ll take where the candle flames look like they were blessed by Zeus himself.

• A quick selfie at your engagement vs. me catching the exact moment your fiancé saw you in your outfit and temporarily forgot how to breathe.

• That LinkedIn pic from 2016 vs. a headshot that screams “Hire me, love me, give me snacks.”

Photos aren’t just photos. They’re your time machine. Your memory vault. Your proof that “Yes, I really did look that good” and “No, I’m not just romanticizing the past, Karen, look at the lighting.”

So, Want to Give It a Go?

Let’s do it. Let’s take those photos that you’ll frame, post, and pass down. The ones where you’re laughing, not faking it. The ones that feel like you. Whether it’s your cat’s quinceañera, your new biz launch, or just because you woke up and chose self-love, I’m ready to capture it all—with creativity, charisma, and maybe some confetti.

Let’s make photo magic together. Just bring your fabulous self, and I’ll bring the gear, the vibes, and snacks. (Seriously. I never shoot without snacks.)